Stories

"The Rematch" (pg. 3-7) ~ A satirical rewrite of the famous fable, "The Tortoise and the Hare"

"The Girl Who Gave Great Advice" (pg. 41-42)

"All You Have to Do" (pg. 43-44)

"The Most Beautiful Girl in the Bookstore" (pg. 108-109)

"The Impatient Billionaire" (pg. 58-61)

"Missed Connections" (pg. 62-63)

"I Never Want to Walk on the Moon" (pg. 65-67)

"Kellogg's (or: The Last Wholesome Fantasy of the Middle-School Boy" (pg. 116-138)